Vici #8

20. marec 2012 ob 17:25 | 153
Vici
Vici #4
Računalniški...
1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Terabyte/sec
This means that the female egg cell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!
The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!

Kamni
Gredo Jezus, Chuck Norris in Stewen Seagal supaj na počitnice. Vmes pridejo do reke, in Jezus ne bi bil Jezus, če je ne bi bosonog prečkal. Potem pride na vrsto Chuck Norris in tudi on pride čez reko s hojo povodi. Nazadnje poskusi še Seagal, ampak že s prvim korakom pade v vodo.Poskusi še drugič, tretjič, ampak nikakor mu ne uspe. Nakar Jezus reče Chucku: "kaj mu poveva kje so kamni?" Chuck pa mu odgovori: "kaki kamni?"

Alkohol
Koliko mora popiti Dolenjc da bo imel pol promila v krvi ?
Cel mesec nič !

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